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    Hey guys, just in case you were thinking to yourself, “What joke should I never tell on Twitter again?” I’ve compiled a list for you:

    1. Kim Kardashian is a whore LOL
    2. Kim Kardashian is stupid LOL
    3. Khloe Kardashian is fat LOL
    4. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse LOL
    5. Ladies can only be fat or bitchy but not both LOL
    6. Women who say they can’t get laid aren’t trying hard enough because they have a vagina LOL
    7. The first rule of fight club is [INSERT ANYTHING HERE] LOL
    8. Something about ADD interrupted by something totally unrelated to show my short attention span LOL
    9. Hey remember life before Twitter LOL
    10. I read something longer than 140 characters and it was like a million tweets LOL
    11. RAPE IS HILARIOUS LOL
    12. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene LOL
    13. BOOB AND DICK AVIS BOOB AND DICK AVIS
    14. I snorted some bath salts and ate an entire building LOL
    15. Doesn’t Instagram have something to do with delivering grams of drugs instantly LOL
    16. I’m masturbating with bacon because it’s so delicious LOL
    17. Wow are you vegan or gluten free because you haven’t mentioned it in five seconds LOL
    18. Justin Bieber is 18 I thought he was a lesbian LOL
    19. Fat chicks are totally worthless unless they’re giving blow jobs because they’re so hungry LOL
    20. I just farted a dubstep song LOL
    21. Is Skrillex a frying pan LOL

    K good talk guys.

    • July 6, 2012 (7:44 pm)
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      Kaylee wrote this like a year ago and I think it’s still hilarious and a bit relevant, but it needs to be updated. May I...
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      I’m guilty of at least ten of these. Kim/Klohe Kuntdashian and I used the fart/dubstep joke almost verbatim. I think she...
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