The Magic Walkman

TalkShoe - Audio

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:47:42 -0500

Hey so @poguephilosophy and @catsfordinnerz on Twitter interviewed me for their podcast. Here’s the link if you want to listen.

who is eminem

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 03:55:02 -0500

juliadavidovich:

i have a lot of burning eminem questions

kendragarden: miahsaint: Two years on Twitter, and all I have...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:05:59 -0500

kendragarden:

miahsaint:

Two years on Twitter, and all I have to show for it is a bunch of stupid, meaningful friendships with ridiculously talented people.

If I left you off, consider it a unconscionable oversight on my part or maybe this is the push you need to post an avi with your whole head. But to all of you, whether we met two years ago or today: I honestly hope you have as much fun squandering your immeasurably precious time with me as I do with you.

You goddamned pack of degenerates,
-Miah

Left: @EveryTweet_Ever, @SortaBad, @markgarkusha, @StevenAmiri, @Molly_Kats, @OuterJohn, @theblowout, @Dschnoeb, @seabrown, @Travon, @BDGarp, @brendohare, @MikeDrucker, @letsgetgizzy, @MissObdurate

First Row: @blaudiablogan, @Hadzilla, @nachosarah, @MaryKoCo, @caricevhouten, @pattonoswalt, @ixSEANxi, @DothTheDoth, @EricDaDadourian, @MostlyPregnant, @WowItsStephen, @TheThomason, @JennyPentland, @MmeSurly, @GreenishDuck, @SeanBlazed, @DadBeard

Second Row: @DJRotaryRachel, @mzeld, @robwhisman, @robfee, @andylevy, @andylassner, @lawblob, @HonkyTonkRobot, @Spotzwoj, @sucittaM, @RoryNotRoy, @fightforfood, @matthewdolkart, @RowdyBowden, @SunnyMabrey, @tylerschmall, @nickwiger, @bazecraze, @thejoshpatten

Third Row: @KarenKilgariff, @JoshMalina, @eliyudin, @ecareyo, @BoobsRadley, @ShittingtonUK, @vladchoc, @DO(G, @MiahSaint, @lanyardtwerk, @sweet_toof, @briangaar, @ashley_barnhill, @NickBossRoss, @Discountdracula, @NicCageMatch, @UncleDynamite, @gneicco

Fourth Row: @pants, @danieleastman, @TheFearBoners, @JoeyPositivity, @bobbyfinger, @LouisPeitzman, @bridger_w, @TheNardvark, @Leemanish, @TurboGrandma, @GriffLightning, @Lisa_Bizzle, @cee_ryan, @MindyFurano, @Smethanie, @ezeddaly, @weedguy420boner, @fart, @BrianBeckner

Fifth Row: @lianamaeby, @janeurysm, @ariscott, @seriouslyemily, @curlycomedy, @Manda_like_wine, @frenchielaboozi, @AaronFullerton, @lafix, @Ahm76, @ceejoyner, @EvanJKessler, @johnfreiler, @UNTRESOR, @IanWearsPants, @BeerBatterBeard, @Chelsea_Elle, @johntoconnor

Sixth Row: @someskirt, @Nickadoo, @ShawnHatosy, @Kalarlis, @glenna_opt, @ChaseMit, @Superfluously, @danCLYNE, @ThatRamosGirl, @coolsexguy, @duplicitron, @diarrhea, @SamuelMoen, @Kendragarden, @MaraWritesStuff, @trumpetcake, @Sassypantssss, @TheBosha

Seventh Row: @senderblock23, @juliadavidovich, @SCbchbum, @RockabillyJay, @ebrawley, @SnarkToast, @CoreyNotKori, @EliTerry, @sgavinesq, @longwall26, @batsly, @asimplemachine, @MarcusTheToken, @TheDairylandDon, @Zackblows, @rachow, @donni, @fleshcake, @kingofalltweets, @KenJennings, @madamezooble

Eighth Row: @m_suit, @butterwolf, @ConorTripler, @giromide, @kramediggles, @Nardster, @markleggett, @AmberTozer, @SeanINCypress, @RexHuppke, @joshy_beck, @hobo_hands, @lazerdoov, @klickitatstreet, @toddmarrone, @Kyle_Lippert, @OhNoSheTwitnt, @BillMc7

Ninth Row: @Glynner85, @primawesome, @Llib_Notlaw, @Mickey_McCauley, @Pauly_Miller, @DeuceRadio, @Ty_Schutz, @SteveHuff, @Busocco, @CockShittington, @TyCutt, @HudsonDickchest, @DrunkSocialite, @MandySlamberg, @iheartsoups

We all look so dapper! :)

Words can’t even express how yeah awesome

libertarian-dharma-initiative: runningrepublican: hannahyololon...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:59:38 -0500

libertarian-dharma-initiative:

runningrepublican:

hannahyololong:

Now I want everyone to replace the world men with Blacks. Sounds racist right? Now replace men with Gays? Sounds hatefull right?

Now replace men with women? Extremely sexist right?

Why are statements like this humorous while others are offensive?

No penis no opinon would be the most sexist thing. That one is outlandish.

^Reblogging for commentary.

Because black, gay, and female people don’t have control of the world or use that control to keep people who are not like them down.

alylovesbutts: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:34:18 -0500

alylovesbutts:

mericanfootball:

This is a valuable lesson

SORRY I’M LATE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT DELETING EVERY POTENTIALLY EMBARRASSING THING I EVER POSTED...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:29:02 -0500

SORRY I’M LATE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT DELETING EVERY POTENTIALLY EMBARRASSING THING I EVER POSTED ON THE INTERNET

Draper! YES

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:17:38 -0500

Draper!

YES

therangerofthenorth: briandanielwolf: florabotanicca: char350:...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:38:11 -0500

therangerofthenorth:

briandanielwolf:

florabotanicca:

char350:

isthistakenalready:

briandanielwolf:

Tumblr, are you there? It’s me, Brian.

I don’t normally ask for much from you, but if you could help me just this once it’d mean the world to me.

As part of a larger research trip this spring, I was staying in Portland for a few days. An old friend of mine invited me to visit her in the northern part, over an hour away by bus from the dorm I was crashing at. Sketchbook in hand, I take the opportunity to catch up on my travel journals; I’m three days behind, and I figure it’ll keep me company on the long ride up.

But there was this girl.

I don’t know exactly how long she was on the shuttle, but there she was, sitting in the row across from mine, working in her own sketchbook. In between my scribbles, all the way up north, I catch little glimpses of her out of the corner of my eye. A red jacket; short, blonde hair; boots of some sort. She seems nice; beautiful, too. I’m stuck in my own little world, though, and I figure I’ll just talk to her after I’m finished with my journal.

But then she stands up. Already she’s reached her stop, but before she leaves, the girl tears out a page from her sketchbook, the page that I am holding right now, and hands it to me. I read it, and I cannot form a single thought. No words can come out. The girl looks me in the eye, gives me the most gorgeous smile I’ve ever seen and without ever saying a single word…

disappears.

It took me five blocks past my stop to comprehend what had just happened. This is something that happens in movies and shoujo manga, right? That didn’t actually happen… no way it actually happened. That was just two days ago and I am left to accept that yes, it did happen. Unfortunately, my trip is over; I am now on the other side of the country, and have no idea when I’ll ever be able to return to Portland.

So… Tumblr. I know this is a long shot. I don’t know if a reblog will reach her; I’m not sure she even has an account. But I have to find this girl again. I don’t want anything from her. I just want to be able to finally tell her,

“Thank you. You’re beautiful, too.”

Girl on the bus didn’t even write down digits or an email or a website? GATDAMN GURL C’MON U DROPPED THE BALL

also Brian you are now BASU OTOKO

BASU OTOKO KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Omg this is so fucking cute

WOW, this spread fast. Unbelievable… you guys really are amazing. Not only did the post break 500 notes in an hour, but it actually worked.

That’s right, thanks to you all the Mystery Bus Girl was found! And she even wrote a blog of her own about that night. Crazy, right?

People are just magical.

i canT BREATHE

"Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from..."

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:52:01 -0500

“Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.”

- The Sociological Cinema (via trimichaelceratops)

truest thing i’ve ever read

(via sleepymiss)

There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)

I love “weird twitter” but I just don’t get the whole dril thing I’m sorry

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:49:59 -0500

I love “weird twitter” but I just don’t get the whole dril thing I’m sorry

lipstickandligature: fuckyeahsexpositivity: I love this...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:02:10 -0500

lipstickandligature:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.

—BB

Really this is brilliant. So brilliant.

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Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:15:48 -0600

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Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:11:42 -0600

curioos-arts: Ali Gulec (Turkey) via @Curioos by @alisu2005

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 17:12:42 -0600

curioos-arts:

Ali Gulec (Turkey)
via @Curioos by @alisu2005

asdamagedasme: this has to be one of the best posts i’ve seen...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 17:09:00 -0600

asdamagedasme:

this has to be one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr

WitStream: Behind the Tweet: @Duplicitron

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:58:30 -0600

WitStream: Behind the Tweet: @Duplicitron:

witstream:

I was really overweight growing up, and girls weren’t very nice to me. So over the years I learned to be funny and found different ways to make them laugh. I’d wear two different colored shoes, maybe put a can of beans on my desk, or tape a label from a package of bologna to the front of my…

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Mon, 04 Mar 2013 18:19:25 -0600

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Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:48:05 -0600

twitterthecomic: puffs cigarette there was a time dudes on...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:12:20 -0600

twitterthecomic:

*puffs cigarette* there was a time dudes on twitter asked me for nudes *ashes cigarette into soup* but times is changed *walks into ocean*
— Kaylee Harles (@Kalarlis) February 6, 2013

how are you feeling today?

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 11:52:12 -0600

mandyslam:

“i’m stressed!” - men
“he’s stressed.” - world

“i’m stressed!” - women
“wrong, you are just being emotional and irrational. you’re overreacting, what could you possibly have to be stressed about? calm down.” - world

The Magic Walkman

TalkShoe - Audio

who is eminem

kendragarden: miahsaint: Two years on Twitter, and all I have...

libertarian-dharma-initiative: runningrepublican: hannahyololon...

alylovesbutts: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson

SORRY I’M LATE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT DELETING EVERY POTENTIALLY EMBARRASSING THING I EVER POSTED...

Draper! YES

therangerofthenorth: briandanielwolf: florabotanicca: char350:...

"Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from..."

I love “weird twitter” but I just don’t get the whole dril thing I’m sorry

lipstickandligature: fuckyeahsexpositivity: I love this...

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curioos-arts: Ali Gulec (Turkey) via @Curioos by @alisu2005

asdamagedasme: this has to be one of the best posts i’ve seen...

WitStream: Behind the Tweet: @Duplicitron

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twitterthecomic: *puffs cigarette* there was a time dudes on...

how are you feeling today?

twitterthecomic: puffs cigarette there was a time dudes on...